My Airbnb Nightmare Trip in NYC

This past August my friend and I decided to fly to NYC to see Glenn Tillbrook of Squeeze at The City Winery and visit with friends. We decided to look for an Airbnb to have an authentic New York experience. We found a cute place in Chelsea with great reviews, so we booked it. My interactions with the host were fine until a couple of days prior to our artival when she sprung something weird on me. She said that on the first day “between 5:30 and 6:30 there will be a short visit like 1-2 minutes. If u are there just say you are a friend of ___ from Canada. Don’t mention Airbnb.” It sounded weird, but I let it go.

A complaint a lot of people have with AirBnbs is the check in process at some of them. We were not meeting the host to get the keys. Instead it was a lockbox attached to a fence. Since it was subjected to the elements it was a bitch to open. We drop off our bags and leave for several hours and come back to get ready for the concert. There is a knock at the door and it is three young women. One says that she is an “unlicensed realtor” who is there to show the apartment to the other two. We remember the handmade sign taped to the door downstairs announcing an open house and ask her about that. Yes, there will be showings for an hour. Our host did not tell us about multiple people wandering around the apartment when we were not there. The unlicensed realtor assured us that would be it and hopefully no one else would show up. I sent a message to the host and she denied knowing about an open house. We had no time to argue since we had plans, so we left.

The next morning, as we were leaving, I tried to lock the door. It would not lock. After trying it several times my friend goes inside to see if it will lock. Now the door will not unlock and she is trapped inside. I text the host multiple times. She does not respond. Bad move. I remember seeing yet another sign posted about the superintendent’s contact info and call him. I am so angry that I let it slip that we are using it as an Airbnb. He says that is illegal and the host will get in trouble. At this point I really don’t care. He says he is actually filling in for the regular super, but will be right there. When he finally arrives he tries to open the door and cannot get it unlocked either. I ask him to try his key. He replies that he didn’t bring a key. (WTF?! Dude, I explained the situation to you on the phone and asked about an extra key.) Substitute Super says he will try and get in touch with the regular guy and find out where he keeps the extra keys. A half an hour passes and no word. I call him and he still has no answer. We have wasted over an hour of vacation time, so I call Airbnb. They apologize and we get a partial refund. Substitute returns and gets the door open, but it still will not lock. Screw it. The building is safe. We leave.

The next day I am in the shower preparing for our final night out, when I hear my friend knocking on the door. I turn the shower off and she says that there are two men at the door. One is a realtor and is insisting on coming in to show the apartment. They are going to have to wait until I am done. The realtor gives me his card and apologizes. He tells us that he was in the apartment earlier that day. (That explains the curtains being opened, that I knew I had closed the night before.) I get Airbnb on the phone, while they are there, and we end up getting most of our money back and a free hotel that night. The Hilton we stayed at in Brooklyn was very nice.

Airbnb did work to resolve our problems and I did stay in another one, in Paris, a couple months later, that was problem free. It all depends on your host. This person was apparently subletting an apartment as an Airbnb. She ended up pulling her ad from the site after the lock issue.

Here is a link to other Airbnb nightmares.

Single Minded in Paris, France

Visiting Paris is on most people’s bucket list. I decided to mark it off mine for my birthday, this past October. Here is what I accomplished in 6 days.

I had read pros and cons of buying the Paris Pass. I decided to go for it. You don’t have to purchase it before your trip. You can purchase it at the Charles de Gaulle Airport. I found it to be more than worth the price. I went to several museums and used the Metro to get around. The mistake I made was to only buy a four day pass instead of six days.

Getting from the airport to my Airbnb was easy. Taxis charge a flat rate of 50 or 55 euros, depending on if it is the Left Bank or Right Bank. (Orly is slightly cheaper at 30 or 35 euros.)

I arrived a little early, so I explored the neighborhood in Bastille. I found a lovely farmer’s market and flea market, a few blocks away. Beautiful fruits and vegetables that looked so much more appetizing than what is available at home. 

Farmer’s Market in Bastille.

After checking in and unpacking it was time to begin my Parisian adventure.

The Picasso Museum. If you like Picasso it is well worth a visit. The entrance fee is also included with the Paris Pass.

The Centre Pompidou .  If you like modern art you have to set aside plenty of time to explore this multi-level cultural center. It is included with the Paris Pass. Start at the top and work your way down to the weird, (in a good way) Avant-Garde stuff. I would say this is the second best museum in Paris. (Tip. It is free the first Sunday of every month.) There are also great views of Paris.

The Louve . Of course everyone has to visit the Louve and take a photo of the most over-rated painting ever. I would rate this as the third best museum in Paris. If you are a big fan of the Renaissance and headless Greek statues then by all means make time to visit, otherwise, there are other more interesting museums.

The Eiffel Tower entry is not included in the Paris Pass. I had to wait in line and purchase a ticket. I bought the ticket to visit the very top of the tower. By the time I got there it was dark and the nighttime view was spectacular. Keep in mind that there are lots of people looking to sell you flashing Eiffel towers and other souvenirs and there are others looking for an opportunity to rob you. Especially kids/teens/women, pretending to be deaf mutes and shoving clipboards at you. They are at every tourist spot. Do not acknowledge them. Do not look them in the eye. They are all pickpockets and they are out to ruin your vacation.

Day two.

Musée du quai Branly – Jacques Chirac   Entrance is included with the Paris Pass. This museum celebrates the arts of the Americas, Africa, Asia and Oceania. It is a very modern looking, beautiful museum.

Jazz hands. 

Notre Dame    Lovers of architecture  must visit.

Notre Dame

Day three.

Palais Garnier . The opera house is most famous as the setting for Gaston Leroux’s 1910 novel, The Phantom of the Opera. Architecturally it is beautiful inside and included with the Paris Pass.

Chagall.

Sacre-Coeur . This can be a sketchy area. There are warnings spray painted on the walls, as you walk up, warning of pickpockets and deaf mutes. You can get off at the Anvers metro stop. While there I also checked out the Musee Montmarte  and the Dali museum. Both are small and privately owned, so they are not included with the Paris Pass.

Arc de Triomphe .  A must see and it is included in the Paris Pass. 

Day Four.

Musée d’Orsay . The museum is closed on Monday. I found that out the hard way by being surrounded and robbed by the aforementioned deaf mutes. But, on a positive note, they were terrible thieves and I grabbed my wallet back. Even after a bad first impression, I returned the following day. This is the best museum in Paris. If you are short on time and have a choice of this or the Louve, definitely go here. It is also included in the Paris Pass. When I visited they had a Picasso Bleu et Rose exhibition and also a curated show by Julian Schnabel.

Schnabel

Musee de Rodin. A short walk from the D’Orsay. The home of Rodin. His personal collection of other artists as well as his own, are on display. Lovely grounds too. Included with the Paris Pass.

Rodin

Hotel des Invalides, The Musée de l’Armée and Napoleon’s Tomb, are all located together  . This is also included in the Paris Pass. The Sun King ordered the construction of Les Invalides as a retirement home for France’s disabled and impoverished veterans. This is a must see for history lovers and military history. Napoleon is buried directly under the golden dome.

The Golden Dome

Day Five.

Versailles. You can take the Metro to the RER C train. This is included with the Paris Pass. You will appreciate the skip-the-line since the lines here are horrendous. Set aside at least half a day to see the Palace and grounds.

Versaille

Catacombs Of Paris
. If you like the unusual and morbid, this is for you. Not included with the Paris Pass.

Catacombs

Day Six.

The Louis Vuitton Foundation . I found out about this place because of advertisements in the Metro. What piqued my attention was the Jean-Michel Basquiat exhibition. I love his art and had to go. It overlooks the Jardin d’ Acclimation. The building was designed by Frank Gehry and opened in October of 2014. You can take the Metro line 1 to Les Sablons and walk to the museum. The wait was about an hour and a half, so I recommend buying the tickets online. It is also the only place I had an issue with my credit card. It kept wanting me to enter a pin number. I had no idea what the number was, since I do not get cash advances. The ticket booth tried it several times and a young man who worked there overheard my problem and we tried it at a kiosk too. Same problem. He was very nice and gave me a comp journalist ticket, which I was very grateful for.

The Louis Vuitton Foundation

Pere Lachaise Cemetery . This may sound like an odd place to visit, but it is well worth it. Admission is free. I grabbed a map and started to look around on my own, but on the way to Jim Morrison’s grave a guide found me and showed me around. He made it much easier and showed me all of the famous graves and saved me a few hours. If you are not famous and are buried here, after 100 years you are sent to the “bbq”, as my guide put it, and your ashes are scattered in the Jardin du Souvenir. Look for Oscar Wilde, Chopin, Balzac and Proust, among many others. Make sure you have euros for a tip.

Jim Morrison’s grave

That is just an outline of places to go. As far as food, there are cafes literally on every corner. The food and coffee was delicious everywhere I tried it. Don’t forget to go to Shakespeare and Company for a book and a tote bag.

Shakespeare and Company.